I'm one of those women...
who has been peed, pooped, and puked on (and not just because I'm a nurse)
who has stains on most of my clothing from the aforementioned reasonsand will walk around the store wearing the clothing not aware of the stains.
I'm one of those women...
who sometimes isn't dressed until noon
whose hair style of choice is a bun or pony tail
and does not notice the funny looks people give her when cruising the mall because when she finally looks in the mirror she notices when her child threw that cup at her it caught that pony tail and it's now sticking straight up.
I'm one of those women...
who always has an audience when peeing
who has spent hours kneeling before the commode either because I was vomiting for months from morning sickness
or teaching a little one to GP ("go potty")
I'm one of those women...
who who leaves the house in disarray when embarking on a journey to the grocery store with a little one
who considers said journey with a little one to be a major feat if she makes it home without a melt downand will give a toy to her child to play with upon entrance into the store and sneakily leaves said toy on another isle before departing so I don't have to pay for it.I'm one of those women...who can function on only a few hours of sleepwho continues to rock my little one even after fast asleepand checks on the sleeping child multiple times during the night for reassurance.I'm one of those women...who worries every day that her child will be healthy and happywho savors every smile, laugh, and hug,and knows that despite all my flaws I am the best mom in the eyes of my little one.
Yes, I'm one of those women and proud of it!
Happy Mother's Day!
(Update - Yes, I did write this.)